This is a CE tent, why is open?
Showers inside of an Alaskan, why not bring a shower trailer?
Really? People brought air mattresses?
Fresh coconut milk delicious, Almond Joy are not delicious, why?
Dear port-a-pot designers, there is no room for a sink. I don't want to be Gumby to pee.
I sure do feel sorry for the people who have to use these for four months.
Why is there BB-Q sauce with my meatloaf with my MRE?
Booty booty booty rockin everywhere.
I bet the more colorful the chicken, the tastier the meat.
Is the JAG playing the Meow game? Yes, he's up to nine.
Yard chicken with spaghetti and rice is good, tough but good.
Sure hope this sunburn doesn't hurt tomorrow.
Don't bust your ass, don't bust your ass.
One more cold shower to go.
Three hour old Big Macs are delicious.
Panama Hooters wings are delicious, and the waitresses are pretty darn cute too.
Dear random trash can in Al Brook Mall, take good care of my destroyed Pumas for me.
Panamanese women have pretty nice bodies.
Panama is a fun place.
Good thing the alchohol/common sense didn't give in tonight.
No one should consume one Sangria, three Hurricanes, seven rum and cokes, two tequila shots, and who knows how many mystery drinks shared by a female and still not be drunk, let alone just slightly buzzed.
I bet I can't consume that much next time without passing out.
I'm not sure whether I need to be ready for the airport in two hours or three.
Homie's helpful hint: When you absolutely need a bottle opener, you can use the sun visor clip to do the job.
