Thursday, June 26, 2008

Queerification of fashion?

So, I went to buy pants the other day. It was the first time in years. Well, if you count the couple of pairs that housekeeping threw out in Baltimore, it would be the second time in years. I find the pants section of the department store and am quite saddened by what I see.

When did it become fashionable to buy pants that look faded, dirty and tight? What the hell? If I want my pants to be faded, I'll wear them until they fade, they will also develope little holes in them. And it won't cost me extra to do that myself. And why is it called a wash? It's more like a worn attempt. Why would anyone buy stuff that is "preworn"? That makes no sense, "Lets buy stuff that looks like we have had it for years, we'll be so cool." Keep lying to yourself.

I thought that when I seen the sign for the kind I wear I would be saved from queerity. But, it was not to be. Even my trusted brand has fallen victim to this atrocious mistake for style. After much searching I was able to find a couple of pairs of good ol' solid blue. They could be a bit baggier, but at least they aren't "washed."

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Because you asked for it


I have been asked a couple of different times to start this blog back up. So, after just over a year away, Homie is back to tell you what he thinks about the goings on of the world and himself. Be sure to come back often and check this out, it's here for you.


Bye the bye: I have moved away from the old neighborhood so there will no longer be updates of Flashback Guy and there is nobody interesting in the new hood, sorry.